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You know its been too long since you've blogged when you can't even remember your password! Crikey! But I have a legit excuse this time.....I'M ENGAGED! Now just because it didn't happen until two nights ago, does not mean that it is not the reason why I'm so late in posting. You know, a girl has to prepare for these things....

Especially when she's doing the proposing...

After all, it is a leap year!*

As I'm sure you know, I'm a true romantic at heart, so the proposal went something like this:

Me: So are you going to marry me or what?
JL: Ummm, is that a proposal?
Me: Ermmmm, yes, I guess so.
JL: Well, OK then.

And the rest, as they say, is history!

* Even though it doesn't really count as it wasn't actually Feb 29th. Just don't tell JL.

Why I'm Not Married

This post is for my Mother....who wants to know WHY I AM NOT MARRIED. Here is the answer....

I have dated the following guys (just the highlights):

1. Prescription Drug Addict Guy
2. Bulimic Guy
3. The Guy Who Stood Me Up Because He Was in Jail.
4. The "I Love You But I Just Can't Commit" Guy
5. The "No Wife of Mine Will Ever {insert activity here}" Guy
6. The Guy Who Freaks Out when You Spill Water (plain water) on the Carpet
7. The "Let's Get Married After 2 Dates" Guy
8. The Guy with No Toes
9. The Guy Who Couldn't Tell Me Where He Worked (read: CIA)
10. The Whiney Guy
11. The "I Can't Make a Decision on What To Eat For Dinner Without Your Input" Guy

AND FINALLY

12. The Walk Into the Bar and Find Him Making Out With Someone Else Guy!

Frankly, I'd rather be the crazy cat lady.

* For further information on any of the above, which I assure you, all really happened, send me a comment and I'll fill you in. You should note, these are just highlights....there have been loads of others. Of course, JL is not included in the above....at least not yet!