Well, we're all going to die someday, but this website can tell you exactly how. In case you're interested, I'm going to die at the age of 74, being shanked in prison. Sweet.
•At least I'm not JL who is apparently going to die at the age of 59 when his head explodes after being exposed to Britney Spears for 36 consecutive hours. Yikes! I might just keep that little tidbit to myself.....
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Apparently I am going to die like this "At age 64 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM." Funny, because I dont even take that, it makes me gag. Maybe I will be gagging from the Robitussin when I fall...
Jessica: At age 36 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
Are you kidding me??? My husband leaves me TWICE!?!?!!? This is Bull! I'd probably kill myself before the robber had a chance!
At age 92 I will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. ha ha ha ha ha!!! At least I'll live a good long time....and Mike's going to die at 86 from an explosion caused by a leaky gas tank and faulty electrical switch; sounds like he'll have finally forgotten how to fix things!
Kirsten : At age 72 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. ..... This is how i'm going to die... Ha
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